Papa Was A Rolling Stone (by Funkenpumpen)
Each couple has their own flavor.
bensbardom:
At Work Today…
Me: Oww, shit. Dad, someone left a knife in the dishwasher, and when I went to get it, I cut my thumb. It’s gushing blood. What should I do
Dad: Don’t be a pussy. (rips duct tape, wraps my hand 5 times) Now get me a beer.
Me:…………you win this time, manliness.
Just watched Samurai Delicatessen for the millionth time. No one’s quite like John.
From “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of Boone County”
Thank you, Mother Jones online.